“The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one’s own country as a foreign land.” – G. K. Chesterton

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Meals on Wheels

Has anyone ever seen of this new amazing phenomenon? Its like having your own traveling restaurant. Beware though, you must be at least a family of 4 with a minimum combined weight of 800 lbs. Its called the Odyssey Buffet! They frequent rest stops that have Dunkin Donuts or Burger Kings. All you must do is load the hatch back full of donuts and watch these traveling connoisseurs attack the trunk like Yogi in Yellowstone. Light colored Honda Odysseys need apply only. In southern heats the delectible delights in the back of these dark colored vans become rank... oh wait, they never last long enough to turn. All colors apply.

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